Alas, poor celestions. You were the ultimate triumph of form over function. You were just too beautiful to live. 

this is how it looks from my sofa. Yes, those are my real feet. Yes, I know they're small. They're in proportion to my legs though. Also, it doesn't look exactly like this. This is black and white. It might look like this if you were a dog, but then you probably wouldn't be wearing shoes. 

my deck. exciting. 

New kitchen...not a straight line in it. Great for eating take-out pizza. 

First earthquake, my new TV will come straight off that wall.